Move to Vancouver
Top 10 Reasons to Move to Vancouver
1) The fish here are fresh. That means they taste like rotting sea vegetation instead of stale rotting sea vegetation.
2) People here seem to be attempting to reverse the trends of capitalism. I heard of this one group of people who instead of always clambering for more, more, more, were willing to shell out $820 a month for the chance to live simply, in a one room apartment.
3) It’s the best and only place in the world where you can live in B.C. AND get a job!
4) You are 40% less likely to die in a drought.
5) Vancouver gives you the chance to meet lots of friends who you haven’t seen since they moved away from that boring old prairie town of yours.
6) Some people complain that it is always cloudy here but that is a load of crap! I mean, how would they even know that when you can’t see thirty feet in all this fog?
7) If you get tired of the humid, +10 temperatures you are only a twenty minute drive from either some frigid mountain air or an icy northern ocean.
8) Vancouver, when compared to 95% of other Canadian cities, has four times the number of concerts and shows that you can’t afford to go to.
9) Vancouver is the perfect city to expeience a new place but at the same time is familiar enough to prevent you from suffering from too much culture shock; at least if you're from Asia.
10) If you like walking, or even if you don’t, you can walk all the way from the east side of Vancouver to the west side of Vancouver.
1) The fish here are fresh. That means they taste like rotting sea vegetation instead of stale rotting sea vegetation.
2) People here seem to be attempting to reverse the trends of capitalism. I heard of this one group of people who instead of always clambering for more, more, more, were willing to shell out $820 a month for the chance to live simply, in a one room apartment.
3) It’s the best and only place in the world where you can live in B.C. AND get a job!
4) You are 40% less likely to die in a drought.
5) Vancouver gives you the chance to meet lots of friends who you haven’t seen since they moved away from that boring old prairie town of yours.
6) Some people complain that it is always cloudy here but that is a load of crap! I mean, how would they even know that when you can’t see thirty feet in all this fog?
7) If you get tired of the humid, +10 temperatures you are only a twenty minute drive from either some frigid mountain air or an icy northern ocean.
8) Vancouver, when compared to 95% of other Canadian cities, has four times the number of concerts and shows that you can’t afford to go to.
9) Vancouver is the perfect city to expeience a new place but at the same time is familiar enough to prevent you from suffering from too much culture shock; at least if you're from Asia.
10) If you like walking, or even if you don’t, you can walk all the way from the east side of Vancouver to the west side of Vancouver.
posted by The Begger at 5:40 p.m.
1 Comments:
I'm already here, and yes it is truely is great. except you forgot to mention that everybody cries here all the time and that is why it is rainy and dark.
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