Back on track
Okay, I'm falling behind. I have many posts to write. I, like my
friend Jacob, have a to-do list, though mine is not quite the same.
Let's do a comparison:
Jacob's list: Account for all suffering
Jonathan's list: Tell the world how Jill gave birth to herself
Jacob: Calculate the probability of God's existence
Jonathan: Tell an embarassing story about taking off my clothes
Jacob: Come as close to a complete consistent set of beliefs as possible
Jonathan: Write a coded message about Harry Potter
So I discovered a secret fertility dance. It involves a lot of arm
swinging, and suprirsisingly, a fair amount of snaping. It looks
and sounds a little like birthing a child and is intended to take
advantage of the blessings that come from life of symetry. If the
dance is performed 9 months before conception of a child it greatly
increases fertility.
As you have probably already guessed, Jill performed the secret fertility
dance nine months before her own conception, but performed it so long
that in the end she gave birth to herself. That’s why Jill is so small. Not
that being small is that significant part of who Jill is, but it is fun to talk
about.
I will really miss you Jill. I will continue to think of you and be excited
about life and all its often unnoticed intricacies and complexities and
simplicities.
friend Jacob, have a to-do list, though mine is not quite the same.
Let's do a comparison:
Jacob's list: Account for all suffering
Jonathan's list: Tell the world how Jill gave birth to herself
Jacob: Calculate the probability of God's existence
Jonathan: Tell an embarassing story about taking off my clothes
Jacob: Come as close to a complete consistent set of beliefs as possible
Jonathan: Write a coded message about Harry Potter
So I discovered a secret fertility dance. It involves a lot of arm
swinging, and suprirsisingly, a fair amount of snaping. It looks
and sounds a little like birthing a child and is intended to take
advantage of the blessings that come from life of symetry. If the
dance is performed 9 months before conception of a child it greatly
increases fertility.
As you have probably already guessed, Jill performed the secret fertility
dance nine months before her own conception, but performed it so long
that in the end she gave birth to herself. That’s why Jill is so small. Not
that being small is that significant part of who Jill is, but it is fun to talk
about.
I will really miss you Jill. I will continue to think of you and be excited
about life and all its often unnoticed intricacies and complexities and
simplicities.
posted by The Begger at 10:44 p.m.
7 Comments:
I'm glad at least one of us will fulfill his goals.
Jill's birth was really weird. Right now she is sleeping... who could have guessed that?
oh dear Jonny.
i recently had a very good conversation about Jon vs. Jonny and how you're the only one I know who actually deserves/embodies the latter. It made me happy. yey for jonny!
;)
Uh oh. The name controversy. Hope he hasn't been sent into a rage. I've recently been trying to refer to him as Jonathan, opposed to calling him Jonny. It's quite difficult and feels awkward to say but in the end will be incredible.
that's a pretty amazing trick i did! you're muchly missed too... you may not live here anymore, but you'll always be a welcome brother in this house.
i like sleeping.
i say jonathan.
i'm little.
wicked post
jonny, whats the deal yo? no embarrasing story or coded potter message. hope edmonton is keeping you well.
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